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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4 Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Humorous, but not gold..

Not bad mate - I liked.

Just in response to the fundamentalist twats who are 'offended' by this. Grow up. If you can't deal with people poking fun at your beliefs than your faith must be limited. I'm sure that if this was taking the piss out of Islam you'd be all for it, which is pretty damn hypocritical.

And whenever someone rips into the conservative Christian fundamentalists, they are always the first to pipe up and bitch about freedom of speech. Well it runs both ways, idiots.


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Recent Game Reviews


Starmageddon Starmageddon

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Too easy and unoriginal...

Only giving this a 4, given that the game was far too easy, and that you blatantly ripped off artwork and design from Tyrian - this includes some of the enemies and most notably one of the bosses is the first level boss from Tyrian.

Not to mention the warpout animation was also ripped from Tyrian.

Plagiarism is not good mate, so perhaps a little bit of originality would be an idea.



Dj Sheepwolf Mixer Dj Sheepwolf Mixer

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nothing on a real sequencer, But fun for kiddies

Just a few notes (ban pun):
- The key range is far too limited, perhaps have the option of moving up or down an octave.
- The electro segment is not even remotely electro, atleast by what most would define as electro
- Hardcore doesn't sound like this
- How about some sustained pads, and propper leads?

Plenty more where that came from, although it's my purely subjective opinion.

Bottom line is this:
If you wanna play around and kill time, play with this.

If you want to actually write music - get a real sequencers - ie logic, cubase, ableton or FL.



Canyon Defense Canyon Defense

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great Game...

But once you figure it out, even hard is a piece of piss...

Here's a hint: the structure bonuses stack ;)


Recent Audio Reviews


Pulstate - Deceptive [OM] Pulstate - Deceptive [OM]

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not even gonna bother critiquing this...

Top notch progressive stuff mate. Unlike alot of 'artists' on NG, you seem to know your shit, and I respect that immensely.

Well done, I like it alot - it's got a very prog electro feel to the intro, even if the pluck borders on cheesy, it still keeps you hanging, your eqing and mixdown sounds great for a low quality render.

All in all, a top track.

If I have one complaint, it's that the build up in the break down seems a little rushed - I would have liked to see it draw on a little longer.


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Final Goodbye (Trance Remix) Final Goodbye (Trance Remix)

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Unoriginal and disjointed.

Ok, discounting the fact that it's incomplete, the synths are annoying, and the arrangement is disjointed.

It seems to jump genres - from cheesy uplifting, to an ordinary Hi NRG bass line (and Hi NRG is NEVER a good thing), then into an airy fairy uplifting pad section which sounds remarkably like Rank 1 - Airwave, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if the key notation for that pad bit goes something like F-E-F-G-C-E-F-E-F, if not something very similar transposed up or down a couple semitones.

Not to mention the poorly timed lyrics (don't get me started on the bit chopping/distortion) and underwhelming and poorly timed percussion.

It's a good effort for an amateur by all means, but in no way original (the distinct Airwave melody in the final half take that from you).

Keep trying man, I may sound harsh, but it's the only way you're going to get better - propper criticism.